thesockmonkeyrenegade:

candlejack:

The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steeds of Middle Earth

EXCUSE ME EVERYONE. YOU MISSED ONE.

BILL THE MOTHER FUCKING PONY IS THE MOST BAD ASS PONY TO EVER PONY.

SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

BILL WAS AN OLD FUCKING PONY, AND WHEN THEY BOUGHT HIM IN BREE, EVERYONE SCOFFED. “YOU’VE PAYED TOO MUCH FOR THAT PONY.” THEY SAID.

BUT THEY WERE WRONG.

BILL FUCKING MADE IT WITH THE FELLOWSHIP ALL THE WAY TO THE MINES OF MORIA. AND THEN THE WATCHER IN THE WATER ATTACKS, AND SAM THINKS BILL IS DEAD. BUT IS HE? NO THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKING PONY HOOFS HIS BUTT ALL THE WAY BACK TO BREE ON HIS LONESOME, WHERE HE FUCKING WAITS FOR SAM, AND THEN HELPS THEM AT THE BATTLE OF BYWATER BY GIVING HIS FORMER ABUSIVE MASTER A SWIFT KICK IN THE BEHIND.

BILL THE PONY FOR PRESIDENT OF MIDDLE EARTH.

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thegirlwhowaitedforthetardis:

grapefruitshampoo:

nerdographer:

Maybe Moriarty was trying to write ‘I <3 U’ on the apple but he messed up and was too embarrassed to ask for another one

so he killed sherlock instead

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ladyavenal:

I had to……

(Source: notmydate, via ya-idgets)

doctorwho:

He is my greatest secret.

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smaugwithablog:

luciawestwick:

Sherlock and Doctor Who actors.

they literally only have 6 actors jesus christ

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8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

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bluemoon-darling:

brinaelegiraffe:

shelzie:

hatewizard:

devidementia:

smellestine:

chipperwhale:

what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?

that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.

that’s not how it fucking works

no not really

the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes

and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink

and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.

I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.

^^^

Perfect metaphor is perfect.

I will reblog this a hundred times

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gondors:

buzzfeedceleb:

Benedict Cumberbatch deleted shower scene from Star Trek Into Darkness

HOW

ABOUT

NO

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warston:

The Lord of the Rings book covers designed by J.R.R Tolkien himself. 

(via elf-of-lorien)

Oh, that box, Amy. You’ll dream about that box. It’ll never leave you. Big and little at the same time. Brand new and ancient, and the bluest blue ever.

(Source: doctorwhoblog, via cloysterbell)

pointlessbabbling:

i would love my life is this was happening to me

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